Conversations with Corbin

This conversation took place tonight at the dinner table.

Colt: What did you do at recess today?

(Colt asked this knowing what the answer would be.)

Corbin: Football.

Colt: (laughed a little) You played football?

Corbin: (nodding) Tryouts.

Me: You had tryouts for a football team?!?!

(now I've heard it all)

Corbin: Ya, we walked to the playground and I pointed. They were like "Nooo way..." I told them to hang upside down from the monkey bars and try and catch the ball. 

I laughed, a little nervously, and proceeded to tell him that having his friends try and do things that could possibly hurt them was NOT a good idea. "Use your head," I said. 

Corbin: It's been done before.

Me: By who?!?!

Corbin: A guy on the Arizona Cardinals. 

Ya, we had a good talk about keep your friends safe after this little conversation. 

This kid is ALL about football, I'm starting to get nervous....